People all over the world are doing terrible things to shoes.
And the Instagram account @crimesagainstshoemanity is documenting all of it.
Shoes are a great way to express yourself through fashion.
But they can also be turned into literal nightmares.
Here are 19 of the worst crimes against shoe-manity ever.
No amount of hot pink can change the fact that these are some Crocs on top of stilettos.
No thank you.
Wow, if you have these, you’ll be able to show everyone up at the next square dance night!
This can’t be a comfortable life for you or the fish. This is one time Nike’s “Just do it” motto was taken way too far.
Speaking of fish…
I have one question about this, and it is: WHY?
The next one is even more ridiculous.
Why would you put injury shoes over your regular shoes?
I suppose if you really couldn’t sacrifice your style with your broken toe.
This is a different type of horseshoe.
And I hate it.
These are great shoes if you’re like, a witch in that Roald Dahl book and you have to extra convince people you have toes.
If you’re battling dry, scaly feet, try these! They’ll blend in, and no one will notice.
Of course, you might get some looks for different reasons.
One toe out
I don’t even know if there’s anything wrong with the actual shoes, but the way this person is wearing them will haunt my nightmares forever.
The next one might make you hungry.
Spaghetti and meat shoes
I bet these are really uncomfortable, and you probably don’t want to wear these on a white carpet.
The sauce would get everywhere!
Even the most stylish of dentists should not wear these. They are supremely creepy, and I hate them.
These are either batting gloves or driving gloves and either way, the way they make your toes look as long as fingers drive me nuts.
Nike clown shoes
Who knew that Nike was in the clown shoe business?
What I really don’t want is to make it easier for clowns to run and chase me.
These boots look so cool and normal until you get to the toes. Who wants to wear these? And why?
The next one takes alligator leather to the next level.
I don’t think it was clear when you said that these shoes were made out of alligator that they were made out of a whole alligator.
These are kind of cool?
In a “You should still never wear these in public” kind of way.
These are a big ol’ NOPE.
And one more time for people in the back: NOPERS!
Just looking at these shoes made me say, “OW!” out loud. To no one.
These are just torture devices.
Wow! There is nothing to like about these! I do want to see the rest of the outfit though.
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